There, I have published by first blog!
Others would have reserved the same reaction for, perhaps, sweets, for children, or a new canvas tote, for Mum; only Amos could be expected to waste his glee on such a total bore as a first blog.
But you cannot deny that posting your first blog is a rich, rewarding experience that spurs you forward to higher literary heights.
More precisely, its effect resembles the warmth of half a glass of pinot noir spreading over your body while you are actually sipping a mug of porter, and your mind is startlingly lucid with the aroma of single-malt scotch.
Ich liebe Wein!